Free voicemail greetings
Warning-Call is being monitored
Warning this call is being monitored. Awesome voicemail message to scare off sketchy people or annoying ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends.
Warning this call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being placed to your number. Prosecution to the full extent of the law could result by continued abuse of this telephone number. You have been warned.
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HAHHAHA great for ditchmail
Great message... but too bad it has that stupid siren effect blaring in the background. It makes the message sound more comical than serious.
I agree. It would probably be more realistic without the siren
I want to get this without the damn siren. anyone?
why am I not able to listen to the greetings??
the siren you're talking about is there because that's what the real telco tones sounded like back in the day.
why cant i hear anythign on this site
If you can't here the greeting, you either need to turn the volume up or open using internet explorer
LOL! That best!
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great but replace siren with beeps - or nothing.
there is another one out there that has the same exact wording but without any sirens or beeps - guy talks with a british accent. works wonders!
the other one out there is under ditchmail and has no sirens or beeps - the voice is much more clear too.
My ex-girlfriend will hate me for for that message. But it a good message to get across to anyone that you want to avoid! :)
The Message Is GREAT, If I Can Filter Out The Background It Would Be Perfect.
Cool
I have someone this fit perfect for. Lol
Top Greeting That best!
LAME!
Love it!!!
I think think this is fun n funny but on the other hand it's sad because if your using this to cheat lie or get away with something like my son to be ex is then my heart goes out to the people who are being fooled.
These are so cute!! I love em. Please make more!!