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National Do Not Call Registry
Welcome to the National Do Not Call Registry. For English press 1 now...
Welcome to the national do not call Registry. For English press one now. But I spaniel on this unit those. The number for TTY callers is 866-290-4236. If you are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line for English press one now but espanol but if unit those out the number for TTY callers is 866-290-4236. If you are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line the national do not call registry is brought to you by the Federal Trade Commission. To register your phone number say one all other options say to to register your phone number say one. All other options say to sorry but we did not receive a response. Please visit our website at donotcall.gov. Thank you. Goodbye.
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OMG, this is one of the best greetings ever.
hmm Maybe this one will work since National do not call registry doesn't even months after I report calls while signed up. Great Greeting btw thanks :D
This greeting is hilarious I love it this website is the best I love to mess with people and this is the best way to do it
bill collectors ring my phone lololol
I LOVE IT !!
Simply AWESOME!!!
I love it...im so setting it now
Hahaha! Sweet!
Awesome
I love it!!!!
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lmfao
How do I set this as my greeting?
No one ever listens, they press 1 too fast
This greeting is perfect for what I need, but is there any way it can just go through the directions once so the person can leave a message after it? Most of my callers would hang up before the long greeting ends. If you can do this for me, or let me know how to do it I'd really appreciate it! Thanks bunches, Dana
@dmhoff82 That's the intent - hit them with a long message and make it seem unresponsive to their menu choice so they hang up. That's why I put it under ditchmail - enjoy.
This is perfect for those damn people who call my cell phone all hours of the day/night trying to get me to buy timeshare. Not to mention bill collectors. (wait... I don't have bill collectors)...
Do not call me
It's Perfect For ALL The Jerk0ffs Who Won't Stop Calling. Most Of Them Just Hang Up Ad Soon As They Hear It.
Lmao
Love it! Great job on a great greeting.
Link to Do Not Call registry
Awesome app greeting to discourage spammers.
Awesome app greeting to discourage spammers.
Bloody BRILLIANT!!! I'D GIVE IT A 10 IF I HAD THE CHOICE?!
Made of Awesome!
My phone actually is on this list, but I still sometimes get calls. I'm totally using this for telemarketers!
This was a good one.....
Good, but tooooooooo long
It IS great, but a tad too long. However, perfect for the idiot telemarketers who have started coming out of the woodwork after cellphone users. As phone "books" have become more and more obsolete, telemarketing to cellphone users used to be ILLEGAL? Or so I thought. A GREAT greeting, however, and I know to whom it shall be used on.
Bye bill collectors lol j/k
When you choose a greeting like this one, does this play for anybody calling your phone? I guess you can't set it to telemarketers only since their numbers show up on caller ID now.
Thank you, I need this to stop the damn phone from ringing in the middle of the class, at night, and any other time for the wrong reasons. I only have three people that need me THAT much between 9 and 5...
Love it!