Free voicemail greetings
Marine Corps Answering
Thank you for calling the Marine Corps
Thank you for calling United States Marine Corps. I'm sorry but all our units are out at the moment or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country name of the organization the region the specific crisis and a number which we can call you back as soon as we've sorted out the ... in Iraq Korea China the waikiki-bob(?) marching up and down the street to Washington DC and compulsory consideration of others training. We will return your call. Please speak after the tone or if you require more options. Please listen to the following numbers. If your crisis is small and simple and close to the sea. Press one for United States Army. If you're concern is edition(?) with the template(?) climate and good hotels and can be solved by one or two low risk high altitude bonding runs. Please press two for the United States Air Force. Please note that this service is not available after 1630 hrs. Or on weekends special consideration will be given the customers requiring satellite or still technology who ...
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33 comments
Good but way too long.
love it, but most people complain its too long...over 2 minutes.
Too long...blab, blab, blab
who cares if it too long...it's funny...and true
It is too long
You'll never get voice messages. They would all hang up before it's over!!!
I like that it is too long!!!! I can set it to people I prefer NOT leave a message. They will have to be truly dedicated to get through all of this! LOL
its funny and long if the people dont want to listen to it they just push 1
HAHAHAHA! This is way too funny! I love it!
Hooo Raaah!
Hahahaha! Too good!
The people who say it is way too long, never had to deal with calling about anything related to the Corps.
LOL memories .. semper fi forever
OOOH RAH!
Best menu ever!
With whats happening in our country today I find it sad ... because it is true.
Ooh Rah!
He did forget to explain it was a non-secure line, subject to internet disclosure by any wacko out there at any time.
Semper Fi
Outstanding!
Lol
Funny but to long and the guy has a speech impediment .
If you think it is too long you don't get it.!
Amazing!!! Love it!
This is perfect for people that love a joke or for as someone else already mentioned, for people that you wouldn't actually want to leave you a voice mail at all. I personally love it and will be using it for a few select people.
Fuckin sweet!
The point if the message is that its long as hell...
This is great.not to long at all.its youmail.its for people you want to not call any way.great greeting
I would use this for any call identified as SPAM.
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Any sexy real daddies 7153301294 serious only plz
Waikiki-Bob = Y2K Bug (you must be old to have been there)
This one is funny but too long. It would be better if it was something like "“Thank you for calling the United States Marine Corps. I’m sorry, but all our units are currently out or otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your name, phone number, and a brief message, and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Rah!”